does an evil little “hee hee hee!” at the grocery store that makes you want to leave the cheese aisle
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does an evil little “hee hee hee!” at the grocery store that makes you want to leave the cheese aisle
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can’t wait til I’m released from captivity into the wild and immediately get carried off by an eagle
i am fine thank you for asking! though recently there has been a darkness growing within me
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i have the complexion of a sickly victorian child, the disposable income of a 10th century serf, and the fashion sense and eccentric personality of a professor of the arts in the 1920s who does a lot of cocaine
i like to commit random acts of hubris. just pepper them throughout my life. someday a god is going to smite me and i’m ready for it
my favorite example of transferable skills in fiction regardless of how realistic it is are people who work with textiles (sewing, tailoring, etc.) being asked to help stitch a wound or perform surgery. oh you can mend a hole in a shirt? mend a hole in this guy then. it’s basically the same thing just with more blood and screaming.
customer: wow, these stitches are so neat! where did you learn how to do this?
former mafia boss who abandoned the life of crime after realizing one day that he had a talent and passion for sewing: don’t worry about it
uglythug5000bce-deactivated2021:
I say the stupidest shit imaginable to whoever I want and I just get away with it
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